liveasifyouwoulddietomorrow:

Sportfreunde Stiller - Applaus, Applaus

liveasifyouwoulddietomorrow:

Sportfreunde Stiller - Applaus, Applaus





virginsacrificer:

next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?

(via sniffing)


Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are paedophiles.
Guy: Well...yeah.
Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you


riz-thedragonrider:

Gideon de Villiers :)

riz-thedragonrider:

Gideon de Villiers :)